Yes, you've deciphered my elaborate scheme.

Due to the catastrophe in the Louisiana Mississippi area, many of our shipments were delayed. No problem, expected since we've have FedEx claim delays over regular rain. I mean, come on. There was a fucking hurricane, and a flood. A one day delay for your Mario Baseball seems rather reasonable if not miraculous. The fact that resources are being put forth to bring you your video game about a cartoon plumber participating in Americas' favourite pastime that doesn't involve shooting brown people. Only a day late, I mean, shouldn't be a problem when it's all in perspective. "Bullshit?" Oh, well, I guess you're right lady. You having to listen to your kids whining because you haven't taught him the value of human life, that is obviously more important and I'm horrible for trying to decieve you.